Alright. So shit's gone down, which I'm gonna chuck up in a journal in a few hours.
Essentially, this is what happened. Trojans, AV got nuked, computer infected, full re-install needed, everything from the last six months lost.
On the plus side, after getting PS I lacked Skyrim. Which means I actually got some wallpapers done! Four in fact.
Also, credit for the vector goes to